On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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