I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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