That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I smell stomach acid.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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