think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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