We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
