Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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