with your own penis?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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