all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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