I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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