My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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