For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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