and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sacagawea was the original milf.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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