I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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