My hand turned me down
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Randomize
