i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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