"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We smell like vodka and hangover
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