some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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