how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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