i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he thought i was a dude.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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