I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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