the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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