i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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