He asked to "fluff my boner.."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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