your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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