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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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