would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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