yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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