I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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