if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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