Ambien. No doubt about it.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just cut my nipple shaving
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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