If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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