we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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