i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Houston, we have a blender
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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