I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
