i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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