Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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