Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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