I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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