is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it's like heaven, but drunker
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
When are your genitals available?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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