I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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