Christians are straight up FREAKS
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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