i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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