Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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