Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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