we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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