return my video game
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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