why didn't you poke me back
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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