you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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