eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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