Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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