1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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