Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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